Our Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Hoodie.
HIT MAXES EVADE TAXES. HEAVY FLEECE. HEAVIER RESISTANCE TO AUTHORITY.
Designed for those who live heavy, lift heavier, and keep Uncle Sam guessing. Thick, durable, and unapologetically anti-tax. Ideal for cold sets, colder stares, and keeping your deductions off-grid. Mike Mentzer would approve.
- Medium-heavy fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) to withstand barbells or government overreach.
- Printed label - because scratchy tags are tyranny.
- Heavy-duty blend (50/50 cotton-poly) for HIT lifting.
- Double-lined hood and pouch pocket for warmth, durability, and anonymity.
- DTG printed in the U.S.A. using freedom-certified fibers.
- Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester / 40% cotton.*