HIT MAXES EVADE TAXES.
IT'S ANABOLIC.
The Mike Mentzer Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Hoodie. Old-school grit meets anti-tax sentiment. Built for those who train hard and think freely. Whether you're chasing the pump or fleeing the feds, this one's for you. Remember: taxation is theft.
- Medium-heavy fleece. 8 oz / 271 GSM. Withstands barbells and gov overreach.
- Left chest print. Hit Maxes. Evade Taxes.
- Double-lined hood and pouch pocket. Warmth, durability, anonymity.
- Printed inner label. No scratch, no distractions.
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend. Ethically grown US cotton.
- DTG printed in the USA.
Fit and sizing details in the accordion below.