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Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
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Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty

Hit Maxes Evade Taxes

Pump Cover
$58.00 $48.00 17% OFF
⚠️ Audit protection not included. Delt inflation guaranteed.

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HIT MAXES EVADE TAXES.
SINGLE SET. UNTIL FAILURE.

Embrace the old-school bodybuilding spirit with our vintage Mike Mentzer Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover. Perfect for serious lifters and tax evasion specialists. Crafted for comfort and style, this sweater pays homage to the legend. Remember taxation is theft!

  • Medium-heavy fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) to survive HIT workouts and ideological warfare.
  • Double-needle stitching so you can fail your set, not your seams.
  • Ribbed cuffs + hem stays locked in through every rep.
  • Printed label for an itch free PR attempt.
  • Ethically grown U.S. cotton. Unethically large pump.
  • DTG printed in the U.S.A. (50/50 cotton-poly)
PRINTED & SHIPPED FROM AMERICA.
  • Free shipping over $70 in the US
  • Out the door in 1–2 business days
  • US delivery: 5–10 business days
  • International: 2–4 weeks

Every package is insured from our hands to yours. If it gets lost or shows up destroyed, we make it right — no hoops, no arguments.

  • Classic fit with a slightly boxy, relaxed silhouette.
  • Room through the shoulders and body allows for easy layering and movement.
  • Midweight fabric with a soft interior for comfort.
  • Stay true to size for a standard fit. Size up for a looser or oversized feel, especially if you have a larger frame or are between sizes.