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Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Mike Mentzer Hit Maxes Evade Taxes gym pump cover crewneck front flat lay on white background
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes bootleg-style graphic with Mike Mentzer, cash imagery, and bold typography in cyan, maroon, and gold tones by Most Natty
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Model wearing Mike Mentzer Hit Maxes Evade Taxes bodybuilding pump cover crewneck showing relaxed oversized fit
Model wearing Mike Mentzer Hit Maxes Evade Taxes bodybuilding pump cover crewneck showing front graphic print
Mike Mentzer Hit Maxes Evade Taxes gym pump cover crewneck folded showing black fleece fabric and relaxed oversized fit
Mike Mentzer Hit Maxes Evade Taxes gym pump cover crewneck rear flat lay showing blank back on white background
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover - Most Natty

Hit Maxes Evade Taxes

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HIT MAXES EVADE TAXES.
SINGLE SET. UNTIL FAILURE.

The Mike Mentzer Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Pump Cover. Old-school grit meets anti-tax sentiment. Built for those who train hard and think freely. Whether you're chasing the pump or fleeing the feds, this one's for you. Remember: taxation is theft.

  • Medium-heavy fleece. 8 oz / 271 GSM. Survives HIT workouts and ideological warfare.
  • Double-needle stitching. Fail your set, not your seams.
  • Ribbed cuffs and hem. Stays locked in through every rep.
  • Printed inner label. Itch-free PR attempts.
  • 50/50 cotton-poly blend. Ethically grown US cotton, unethically large pump.
  • DTG printed in the USA.

Fit and sizing details in the accordion below.

PRINTED & SHIPPED FROM AMERICA.
  • Free shipping over $70 in the US
  • Out the door in 1–2 business days
  • US delivery: 5–10 business days
  • International: 2–4 weeks

Every package is insured from our hands to yours. If it gets lost or shows up destroyed, we make it right — no hoops, no arguments.

  • Classic fit with a slightly boxy, relaxed silhouette.
  • Room through the shoulders and body allows for easy layering and movement.
  • Midweight fabric with a soft interior for comfort.
  • Stay true to size for a standard fit. Size up for a looser or oversized feel, especially if you have a larger frame or are between sizes.