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Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty

Hit Maxes Evade Taxes Vintage Oversized T-Shirt

$42.00
⚠️ Patriotism redefined: one set until failure and an offshore account.

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Our Vintage print style of the classic.

MORE MASS. LESS TAX.

Perfect for deadlifting and dodging financial oversight. Whether you're skipping cardio or claiming dependents that don’t exist, this tee has your back. Inspired by Mentzer. Remember: Taxation is theft!

  • NEW: Oversized, boxy fit to cover you and your questionable deductions.
  • Dropped shoulders. Built for bulk and unrestricted range.
  • Heavy weight. Handles chalk, sweat, and subpoenas. 7 OZ / 240 GSM
  • 100% Ring-spun cotton – soft, built to move.
  • Tagless print label – no scratch, no distractions.
  • Printed in the U.S.A. using direct-to-garment precision.

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