HIT MAXES EVADE TAXES.
IT'S ANABOLIC.
The Mike Mentzer Hit Maxes Evade Taxes T-Shirt, reissued with vintage print styling. Cracked, faded, sun-bleached, like it's been in rotation since Mentzer's last cycle. Pays homage to the legend while spreading the good word. Remember: taxation is theft.
- Classic fit. Mog the tax man.
- Tagless print label. Squat-day comfort.
- Heavy Duty approved. Holds up through failure-set intensity.
- 100% US-grown ring-spun cotton. Soft, built to move.
- DTG printed in the USA.
- Vintage print styling is a treatment, not a garment wash. The shirt is new and standard-weight.
Fit and sizing details in the accordion below.