I Identify as a Bovine Hoodie - Most Natty

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I Identify as a Bovine Hoodie

$73.00 $58.00 20% OFF

⚠️ Completely legal. Zero bloat. Zero gyno. Just pure Most Natty cotton.

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Color : Black : Ash : White

Size : S : M : L : XL : 2XL : 3XL : 4XL : 5XL

93% Rated 'True to Size'

Size	Length (in)	Width (in)	Sleeve (in)	Tolerance (in)
S	27.17	20.08	33.50	1.50
M	27.95	22.05	34.50	1.50
L	29.13	24.02	35.50	1.50
XL	29.92	25.98	36.50	1.50
2XL	31.10	27.99	37.50	1.50
3XL	31.89	29.92	38.50	1.50
4XL	33.07	31.89	39.50	1.50
5XL	33.86	33.86	40.50	1.50

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Yes. You can be trusted with livestock steroids. Convince them in our I Identify as a Bovine Hoodie. Medium-weight fleece for layering, lifting, and living anabolic. Delivers warmth without slowing you down.

Left side chest print - Most Natty
Midweight 8 oz fleece – the right weight for warmups or winter lifts
50/50 cotton-poly blend – soft, durable, resists shrinking
Front kangaroo pocket – gym pass, grip tape, or cold hands
Ribbed hem and cuffs – keeps shape rep after rep
Printed tag – because scratchy necks kill PRs
DTG Printed in the USA – clean colors, lasting wear
Made with ethically harvested US cotton

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U.S. Orders: Ships within 1-2 business days, arrives in 5-10 business days.

International: 2-4 weeks.

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