I Identify as a Bovine Oversized T-Shirt - Most Natty

I Identify as a Bovine Oversized T-Shirt

$42.00

⚠️ Not approved by any government body - but strongly endorsed by dudes who deadlift over 500lbs.

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Color : Black : Vintage Black : Vintage White : Navy Blazer : White

Size : S : M : L : XL : 2XL : 3XL : 4XL

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Size	Length (in)	Width (in)
S	28.25	22.00
M	29.25	24.00
L	30.25	26.00
XL	31.25	28.00
2XL	32.50	30.00
3XL	33.50	32.00
4XL	34.25	34.00

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Yes. You can be trusted with livestock steroids. Convince them in our I Identify as a Bovine Oversized T-Shirt. Boxy and PR-day approved. Your go-to for big lifts, big meals, and big recovery days. Heavy cotton that holds form through it all.

NEW oversized fit – extra room to train or recover
Heavy 7 OZ / 240 GSM fabric – durable, aesthetic
100% Ring-spun cotton – soft, built to move
Drop-shoulder cut – modern silhouette, no pinch in presses
Tagless print label – no scratch, no distractions
DTG printed in the USA – bold color, sharp detail

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U.S. Orders: Ships within 1-2 business days, arrives in 5-10 business days.

International: 2-4 weeks.

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