I Identify as a Bovine Pump Cover - Most Natty

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I Identify as a Bovine

Pump Cover

$58.00 $48.00 17% OFF

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Color : Black : White

Size : S : M : L : XL : 2XL : 3XL : 4XL : 5XL

91% Rated 'True to Size'

Size	Length (in)	Width (in)	Sleeve (in)	Tolerance (in)
S	27.00	20.00	33.50	1.50
M	28.00	22.01	34.50	1.50
L	29.00	24.00	35.50	1.50
XL	30.00	26.00	36.50	1.50
2XL	31.00	28.00	37.50	1.50
3XL	32.00	30.00	38.50	1.50
4XL	33.00	32.00	39.50	1.50
5XL	34.00	34.00	40.50	1.50

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Yes. You can be trusted with livestock steroids. Convince them in our I Identify as a Bovine Pump Cover. Made with a durable and comfortable medium-heavy fabric blend.

Double-needle stitching - fail the set, not the fabric
Midweight 8 oz versatility - for cool weather or gym warmups
Ribbed cuffs + hem stays locked in through every rep
Printed label - no scratch, no distractions
Soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend - comfortable and durable
Made with ethical US-grown cotton, DTG printed in the USA

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Free shipping over $70 in the US
Out the door in 1–2 business days
US delivery: 5–10 business days
International: 2–4 weeks

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Classic fit with a slightly boxy, relaxed silhouette.
Room through the shoulders and body allows for easy layering and movement.
Midweight fabric with a soft interior for comfort.
Stay true to size for a standard fit. Size up for a looser or oversized feel, especially if you have a larger frame or are between sizes.

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